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And the background is most richly carved and gilded. Above the arch are the Dacre coat-of-arms and two shields, whil  e two smaller pillars,

wedge-shaped like Cleopatra’s Needles, rise at each corner. At the feet of the figures lie two dogs, and the effigy of a small child lies on a marble slab below the level of its parents. By Lady Dacre’s will certain presentations to some almshouses in Westminster
are left to the parish on condition of the tombs being kept in good repair. The tomb was redecorated and restored in 1868. The south and west walls are covered with monuments, and careless feet tread
on inscribed stones in the aisle. On the northern wall below the north aisle is a monument which immediately attracts attention from its great size and striking

design. It is that of Lady Jane Cheyne, daughter of William, Duke of Newcastle.

It is an effigy of Lady Jane in white marble, larger than life-size; she lies in a half-raised positi